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I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

dumbfricker:

having multiple tests on the same day
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this is a bad feeling

falling out of love and I’m not even sure if it was love in the first place

maliciousmelons:

They say whoever smelt it dealt it so technically this weed is yours officer

itsmichaeldoan:

themano:

six seconds that defined a generation

OMG lol

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vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

hohohobutmadefashion:

when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like

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