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hi I'm Jewel. I get jealous.

*sometimes NSFW*

blackabsol:

when you bottom for the first time after being a top all your life 

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when your favorite blog reblogs you

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yung-fiji:

Reasons to be a stripper

yung-fiji:

Reasons to be a stripper

algeabra:

but what are the perks of being a wallflower

trait:

trait:

trait:

THERES A FLASHMOB GOING ON IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS MALL

no wait its just a public zumba class

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life changing

Teacher: You know you can't sleep in my class.
Me: I know, But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

crankkky:

when someone tries to flirt with ur crush 

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’